SOCCER SHENANIGANS AND PARENTAL SLIP-UPS

Little Timmy was absolutely pumped for his soccer game. He'd been practicing non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were in the stands, their faces painted with enthusiasm. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and sent it flying towards the goal. Oh no!, the ball sailed over the crossbar. Timmy slump